I get to go to Disneyland tomorrow and stomp around in mah new shoes.

I just want doc martens so I can feel like I’m walking on the moon all the time.

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HAHAHA nice tag…..foxes :P

brosecutoredgeworth:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(Source: parjars, via forevermephobic)

I’m so hungry. I keep thinking of that one ravioli commercial where the can follows the girl home. I really wish that could happen in real life. Like right now. That would be amazing Chef Boyardee. kThx.